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Chafin' Like A FuckHead
The sun is beating
meltin my chucks
My Gooch is sweaty
And it fuckin sucks
Balls are stickin
To my fuckin leg
Thighs are rubbin
Hairy and red
Chafin!
Chafin like a fuck head!
Chafin!
Chafin like a fuck head!
Chafin!
Chafin like a fuck head!
Chafin!
Chafin like a fuck head!
Saved By The Shit
I'm at work and I gotta take a shit
Sorry boss I gotta go cause there ain't no toilet
I ain't got no fear of shitting on the ground
But for their sake I hope there's no one else around
Don't you know I'm...
Saved by the shit
Now it's way past five and I really want to leave
Fart bubble coming and my cheeks begin to squeeze
Find a plastic bag but is it big enough
Sand paper for wipe and fuckin 80 grit is rough
Don't you know I'm....
Saved by the shit
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Fight Privilege
01:22
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He's got some stank in his eyes and he called your girl a bitch
Said some stupid shit and my eye begins to twitch
Every word he says makes me fuckin cringe
Now it's time to exercise some Fight Privilege
Fight Privilege
This guys a fuckin dick
Fight Privilege
His ass we will kick
Fight Privilege
He makes me fuckin sick
Fight Privilege
Let's tear him limb from limb
Dishin shit out while can't take none of it
Mouth writin checks his ass can't cash in
This'll be a brawl not just a little skirmish
It's time to exercise some
Fight Privilege
Fight Privilege
This guys a fuckin dick
Fight Privilege
His ass we will kick
Fight Privilege
He makes me fuckin sick
Fight Privilege
Let's tear him limb from limb
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Hemmerhoid Catastrophe
01:51
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What the fuck is there to to
I'm so fucking scared to poo
Rectum bleeding, inflammation
Total sphincter annihilation
Condition worsens, every day
This asshole vein, won't go away
I came prepared, to medicate
But for my ass it seems too late
Sitting down will be the death of me
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
Don't think my brown eye can see
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
If something's worse what could it be
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
Anus wants an apology
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
Vessel burst its bleeding more
Writhing in pain on the bathroom floor
No more buttchugs or butthash
Or hiding things in my ass
The blood is pooling at my knees
I can't stop it help me please
Doctor doctor fix my doom
Just don't make me sit in the waiting room
Sitting down will be the death of me
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
Don't think my brown eye can see
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
If something's worse what could it be
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
Anus wants an apology
HEMMEROID CATASTROPHE
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Bee-Headed
00:17
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How'd it get Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrned?!
How'd it get Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrned?!!?!!
How'd it get Buuuuuurrrrrned?!?!?!
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Butthash
02:32
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Wrapped up tightly in Saran Wrap
Gold seal Afghan hidden in my crap
Swallowed it down just before the flight
But it's been delayed til tomorrow night
Now I start to panic as I stand in line
The cargo has made its way past my intestines
BUTTHASH
Cross the border
BUTTHASH
For the stoners
BUTTHASH
Risk it all
BUTTHASH
For the ball
Looking for solutions, sweat begins to run
Dogs right behind me, sniffing at my bum
Now they start to whimper, picking up the scent
Try to play it off, butthole fully clenched
Officer moves along, hit him with a smile
It's time to unload, evacuate this pile of...
Chorus
Straight out the poop-shoot and into the pipe
Stuffs pretty dank but it smells kinda ripe
Spark up the bowl, take a giant hit
Exhale the smoke, tastes like shit
BUTTHASH
Cross the border
BUTTHASH
For the stoners
BUTTHASH
Risk it all
BUTTHASH
For the ball
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Piss N' Needles
01:23
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Heroin soaked sponges
Half eaten lunches
Cigarette buttses
Tissues by the dozens
A room full of fuckin fecals
The den of a pathetic weasal
Piss and needles
Turd in a bucket
Shit in a pot fuck it
Plate full of vomit
Pass the shovel god dammit
A room full of fuckin fecals
The den of a pathetic weasal
Piss and needles
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7. |
Heads In One Basket
00:43
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I want
All your heads in one basket
I want
You dead and bloody
I want
Your fuckin corpses In a casket
I want
All your heads in one basket
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8. |
Roadkill Dumpster
01:37
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